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“It’s just easier since the paper can’t get it right…” [ By Tan Acluff ] Miriam Webster officials announced this week …
Read More »April Fools: Mert Theeker ends up owning town after lucking out
Lee Dickleman crowned king [ By Noah Parken ] In what started out as a friendly game of cards between two …
Read More »April Fools: Meth rec district all in on TV
Staying true to the name and the mission [ By Cathleen Speckels ] The Gunnison Valley Meth Rec district this week …
Read More »April Fools: Ghost sightings at Slaperture confirmed
Where did the spirits come from? [ Kris Brittle ] On a recent inspection of their soon-to-be-complete vacation property, the McCoy …
Read More »April Fools: Veil releases new Epic Vaccine
CB residents can get Epic Local innoculation [ By Ramone Coldzore ] Veil officials in Broomfield, CO announced on Monday the …
Read More »April Fools: Blue Heron Hunting Camp opens
“They’re just so big and so slow” [ by Joe Kizanu ] Jed Bush was approved for his new business the …
Read More »April Fools: CB South invests in new stop signs
“It worked for bitcoin…” [ by Tibor Henswage ] In an effort to shore up district finances into the future, the …
Read More »April Fools: Mount CB council explores one-and-done marketing philosophy
“We’re the real town. So many people here that no one comes here anymore” [ by Kendall Runner ] The Mount …
Read More »April Fools: CBMR is close to a decision to extend the season
Crested Butte counters with requirement for vaccine passport for entry [ by Mark Reeman ] Crested Butte Mountain Resort will make …
Read More »April Fools: New Big Blue Canyon detour announced for Kebler Pass Rd.
Paving to begin May 1 and should accommodate tractor trailers [ By Kender Wookie ] In an effort to cut down …
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