Life Teacher By Dawne Belloise Although he taught physical education for decades, Murray Banks never wanted to be called “coach.” It …
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CBMR to extend season this year with ample snow (April Fool’s)
“With so much snow, why not?” by Tran Acuff With season totals pushing 300 inches and the base hovering around 100 …
Read More »Non-profits follow lead of Adaptive for event timing (April Fool’s)
Flauschink wants the credit By Marc Feeman Local non-profits are lauding the recent decision by the Adaptive Sports Center to cut …
Read More »School district to turn on Gunnison cell tower Friday (April Fool’s)
Tied into girls soccer run by Catherine Peddles The Gunnison Watershed School District will be honoring its contract with Verizon Wireless …
Read More »Release of Mueller report freaks out town (April Fool’s)
“Rachel Maddow told me it wouldn’t be like this” By Cay Grettles The release this week of the long-awaited Mueller report …
Read More »20 Years Ago Today forces man to move from valley (April Fool’s)
“My God, I’m still doing the same thing” by Sheila Vaughn Local man Bill Nebitt had just finished skiing the same …
Read More »Town going vertical with snow storage (April Fool’s)
Mt. CB taking a different view By Shayla Kidmar The town of Crested Butte has run out of places to put …
Read More »Local funding entity shoots the lock off (April Fool’s)
“TAPP that sh**” by Phil Keane With copious amounts of snow, the EPIC pass, summers exceeding capacity for the past several …
Read More »CBMR prepares for new side country experience (April Fool’s)
We’re doing what we can with what we got. How’d we get this? by Stan Earmuff It appears Vail Resorts is …
Read More »VR gives resort back to the Mullers, asks for a refund (April Fool’s)
By Katerina Mettlemouth In an announcement almost five months in the making, Veil Resorts fell shy of its six-month ownership mark …
Read More »Benchtalk: March 29, 2019
End of the ski season shenanigans End of the season means events. The AJ was last weekend and this week it …
Read More »Community Calendar: Thursday, March 28–Wednesday, April 3
THURSDAY 28 • 6-7 a.m. Sunrise Vinyasa at Yoga for the Peaceful in CB South. • 7 a.m. Core Class at …
Read More »Blister consultant on PowCam Plexiglas, to the tune of $600k (April Fool’s)
“They’re the best in the biz at comparing things” By Karla Bidmar Apparently outdoor recreation equipment isn’t the only thing the …
Read More »Spring dog-poop smell good for locals; keeps May tourists away (April Fool’s)
Keeping May smelly, to keep fancy Vail tourists and Denver hipsters at bay By Kalya Veedmer In a recent meeting-of-the-minds on …
Read More »Area man goes on KAYV-inspired spending spree after jingle overload (April Fool’s)
“Have you seen our modular homes lately?” by Ivan Inkling A turn of the dial to the KAYV at 4 p.m. …
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